Damon Vickers: If He Didn’t Exist The Onion Would Have to Create Him

Damon Vickers "Blue Steel"The Internet is a great place to find people who have no idea how ridiculous they appear to others. That might be me as well, but if so let me stay blessedly ignorant of my self-evident douche-baggery.

But this guy is priceless. He is everything we net nerds love to hate: smug, self-satisfied, rich. And everything we like to laugh at: Someone who, undone by their own vanity, unintentionally make themselves sublime targets of ridicule. He appears, in real life, to possess the clueless narcissist self-love that’s the basis of the character Stephen Colbert has created for his TV show.
A very special Damon Vickers timeline, starting with the headless torso of Ursula Andress

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4 Responses to Damon Vickers: If He Didn’t Exist The Onion Would Have to Create Him

  1. John says:

    Not knowing who this guy is, I was asked in for an interview to redesign his management website. Wow. This guy is a true piece of work. I had to resist the urge to punch him in the face. He wouldn’t even stand up to shake my hand, he extended his flailing left wrist hanging there, at first I went to shake it, and then realized all he wanted was my resume. He spent the entire “interview” cutting me off and screaming at the other 2 female assistants that work for him in his renovated dentists office above a hotel.

    I didn’t even know people like this existed, then I simply google “Damon Vickers douche” and TONS of search results came up. wow. I kind of regret not punching him now for the sake of society.

  2. Jane says:

    Yes…this guy needs to be punched in the face. I used to work with him…not FOR him, luckily, but he was in my company’s building for awhile. In just a few months he hired and fired at least seven assistants, interviewed many more….had people come in for interviews when he wasn’t there. And when he moved out of the building he tried to steal company computers and office furniture. I could go on and on. He’s a small person who creates a very large stench.

  3. David says:

    I did some work for him on his vacant office. He’s a total Jack A**.

    He treated me like dirt! He complained about everything! This guy is TOXIC!

    Lets just say, “I ended up being a winner!”

  4. anonymous builder says:

    I was contacted by this guy to do some work on his new office space earlier this week. I’ve never been treated with such disrespect. Yes, the guy is a real piece of work. If you read any of these comments and are considering having anything to do with this guy…just forget about it. It’s not worth it.

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