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New Strategy For Restroom Odor Abatement?

chaircrusher — Wed, 30 Mar 2011 15:27:53 +0000

New Strategy For Restroom Odor Abatement?, a photo by chaircrusher on Flickr.

At some point they took away the robot air-freshener spritzers in the bathrooms on our floor. Some joker took matters into their own hands.

This particular bathroom is perennially grotty looking and smelly. Aside from the flourescent fixture, I doubt anything’s changed in it since the 1950s.

You’re Welcome

chaircrusher — Sat, 19 Mar 2011 19:46:51 +0000

You’re Welcome a photo by chaircrusher on Flickr.

You can’t bring guns into the Co Op any more.

Tur-Duck-Hen in the freezer case.

chaircrusher — Sun, 13 Feb 2011 19:02:14 +0000

This was in the freezer at the Waterfront Hy Vee. Don’t know what’s more horrifying — that you can buy a frozen Tur Duc Hen or that someone would be willing tp spend $60 on it!

The definition of chillaxing

chaircrusher — Mon, 25 Oct 2010 03:00:25 +0000

Me providing the human futon for my new niece Marlena.

Mountain Man Mountain

chaircrusher — Mon, 27 Sep 2010 18:08:11 +0000

I see people all the time at the Hospital that for one reason or another are memorable. This guy was impressive — he was a big dude with a biker ponytail and beard, easily 6’5″ & you can’t really see it in the crappy camera phone, but he’s got a bluetooth earpiece in — which was the incongruous detail that appealed to me the most.

Dance to the Dance to the Techno Beat!

chaircrusher — Fri, 17 Sep 2010 22:57:15 +0000

At the Iowa City Goodwill:

The United Colors of Barack-etton

chaircrusher — Tue, 25 May 2010 03:49:22 +0000

We all knew he was a person of color…

Barack, colorized

¡Si Se Puede!

chaircrusher — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 05:28:36 +0000

Clip Art Fail

chaircrusher — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 18:42:00 +0000

So the brother of a friend of ours was killed in an auto accident yesterday morning. This is awful, but the local paper in his area thought the article on their web site needed head on collision CLIP ART as an illustration. What the fucking fuck?

Which made me curious. Is there tragedy clip art for the busy editor on the go? Is there, for example, genocide clip art? Turns out there are stock photos from various genocides, but what came up as the top Google Search result was just so bad I had to share:

This is obviously one of those sites who play tricks to show up at the top of Google search results, but maybe they should rethink this strategy.

Long lost photographs

chaircrusher — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 03:08:12 +0000

About 5 years ago, I made a backup of the web stuff I’d had sitting around on a server at work, and promptly lost track of it. The other day I found the DVD-R, loose, in the furnace room on the floor. When it comes to backups and filing I’m the fucking king.

Be that as it may, I’ve started pushing all the photos up on Flickr. A couple of my favorites:

Abstract Expressionist Dumpster

And from this set which I believe is from NYE 2004 when Terrence Parker played in Iowa City. This is my friend Africa, who was in rare form that night.

Africa, under the influence of Terrence Parker