This headline definitely rubbed me the wrong way. I’m all for small-’s’ socialism where appropriate — health care, education, social security, appropriately modest defense — but I’m having a hard time imagining many people who would receive a University-wide e-mail who could credibly complain of being oppressed. Sure, there’s racism, sexism, and the erosions of personal freedoms in the US, but when I think of oppression, I think of having your home bulldozed, or being kept naked in a cell with a bag over your head and receiving daily beatings.

There’s hardly a more privileged group of people on the planet than the faculty, staff, and students of the University of Iowa. We worry more about cell phone reception & the price of Lattes than we do about actual oppression.

Will the U of I Socialists do anything useful to liberate the oppressed of the world? If they actually do something that in some small way comforts the afflicted or afflicts the comfortable, more power to ‘em. But somehow I don’t imagine they can do much beyond holding weekly meetings.

Assistant secretary of State P.J. Crowley resigned yesterday because he said of Bradley Manning’s mistreatment in military custody “is ridiculous and counterproductive and stupid”

Ron Schiller resigns in disgrace for saying “The Tea Party is fanatically involved in people’s personal lives and very fundamental Christian* — I wouldn’t even call it Christian. It’s this weird evangelical kind of move.” and that they aren’t “just Islamaphobic, but really xenophobic, I mean basically they are, they believe in sort of white, middle-America gun-toting. I mean, it’s scary. They’re seriously racist, racist people.”

In both cases, they were telling the truth. In both cases there was a scandal and they were forced to resign. Now I fully understand why that happened, but it vexes me that we live in world where lying, prevaricating, waffling and misdirecting are rewarded and telling the truth gets you punished.

It’s a world where James O’Keefe gets rewarded for being manifestly, comprehensive dishonest. I could fulminate about this all day but what’s the point? It’s not going to change anyone’s mind. Because the basic, fundamental principle of conservatism is this: Believe what we tell you, and never question our authority.

*I might quibble with Schiller about the ‘Christianity’ of Tea Party People. There might be some crossover between religious conservatives and the Tea Party, but there’s plenty of secular people involved. They’re united in their belief in a bunch of bullshit. Not just differences with Liberals over policy, but “slept through high school civics, never actually read the constitution” errors of fact. They get together and reinforce each other’s misguided bogosity.

Think of the children!

So this guy started two wars on the most doubtful of premises, and is responsible for tens of thousands of unnecessary deaths, tens of thousands of maimings, traumatic brain injuries, and cases of PTSD. And he sleeps like a baby. What do you call a person who is not affected by killings he is responsible for? A sociopath.

This may be seen as ‘extreme rhethoric’ but look at it this way: compared to George W. Bush, Ted Bundy, John Wayne Gacy and Jeffrey Dahmer were small potatoes. And as horrible as they were, they at least looked people in the eye before they killed them.

I’m not going to stay up and find out in real time about this election. There’s a few close ones but I have no appetite for the ever-increasingly-fine slicing of the baloney on TV.

Congratulations Republicans and ‘Independents.’ You got what you wanted: A bumper crop of hypocrites, ignoramuses, frauds, hacks and weasels. You now how a Republican House of Representatives, chock full of people without a credible plan to do anything except preventing anything good from happening, and keeping things need to happen from happening.

You must be so very proud.

The Republican Party, and the conservative political philosophy centered around it, is, contrary to their loud chest-beating about Freedom and the ‘sanctity of Life,’ centered around death.  Why do I say this?  Consider their positions:

• Wants to fight a multi-front war against Islamic terrorism.  With little real chance of actually stopping terrorists, Republicans supported the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, and wouldn’t mind attacking Iran in the bargain. Perfectly OK with sending young people off to die, killing innocent civilians.
• Passionate about the right to bear arms, no matter the real cost of gun violence. Wish their were fewer restrictions on gun ownership.
• Against safe, legal, abortion. Would rather force women who are desperate to terminate an unwanted pregnancy be forced to find unsafe, illegal ways to end it.
• Against comprehensive sex education, especially anything that teaches about safer sex. Not bothered by resulting teen pregnancies or the spread of sexually transmitted diseases
• For the Death Penalty. Loves State-sponsored murder, even if it has no deterrent effect, costs more than life without parole, and means wrongly convicted people could die.
• Against assistance for the poor. Apparently, wants women to be forced to have babies they can’t afford, and doesn’t want to help the children of the poor with nutrition and medical care
• Against Health Care Reform. Even though we in the US pay more money for inferior outcomes than the rest of the industrialized world. Even though medical problems are a leading cause of bankruptcy and people losing their homes.
• Don’t believe in Global Warming. Skeptical of doing anything substantitve to reduce the use of fossil fuel. Apparently doesn’t care about the megadeaths that could result if the seas inundate low-lying countries, reduce access to arable land, causes species extinctions, etc etc.

I could go on and on. I can understand and appreciate the core idea of Conservatism, which is to move forward with caution, preserve the best things about the past and the status quo. Even though I think Liberals have always been on the right side of history, I think there should be skeptical conservative voices to temper and critique Liberal policies.

Republicans and Conservatives are on a nihilistic death trip, wanting to do everything they can to make life worse for nearly everyone on the planet. And yet they find an ideological basis to think they’re doing exactly the opposite. Incredibly (to me) they are able to convince a third of the country that they’re absolutely right. Or Right.

Whenever we’ve made progress, it’s been in spite of conservatism, not because of it. The end of slavery, the 40 hour work week, Social Security, giving women the right to vote, ending segregation, gay rights etc etc. There isn’t a single expansion of freedom & fairness in our country that hasn’t been fought tooth & nail by conservatives.

What vexes me even more is wishy-washy American voters who want to give the government back to the GOP, just because Obama didn’t instantly fix every problem we face as a country. If you’re voting Republican, you’re riding with the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. You’re immanentizing the Eschaton. You’re wrong.

I keep hearing on TV that the ‘Generic Republican’ has a 10% lead over the ‘Generic Democrat’ in polls. Apparently, because the President and the Democratic Congress haven’t found the magic wand to cure all the problems our country faces, they’re going to vote for Republicans.

Because Republicans always do a good job of governing, because they have the interests of common man at heart, because they have a firm grasp on the real facts on the ground, and how to build consensus on how to move forward as a nation. Because they would never inflame racial and religious hatred, make unrealistic promises about tax cuts, start hideously expensive foreign wars on the basis of paranoid fantasy. Because they respect our privacy, our right to free speech and religion.

Yeah that will work.

Maria Bustillos nails it on the Awl Blog

“…I cannot help but think that it is flat wrong to teach anyone that he or she should not read, or love, or identify with, any book he or she pleases.”

George Fox, the founder of Quakerism, originated a great turn of phrase — “”There is one, even Christ Jesus, that can speak to thy condition,” and when I heard it my heart did leap for joy.”

Now unlike friend Fox, I’m not a Christian in the Supernatural Sky Father sense of the term, but I evaluate all art on whether it speaks to my condition. And that means that there are no boundaries: I can dig on Omar Souleyman, The Autobiography of Malcolm X, Burning Spear, and Ferron. Even though I’m not a Syrian Muslim, an oppressed black man, a Rastafarian or a lesbian.

One of the things that makes them each great artists is that they can speak to my condition — their work is about the specifics of their condition, but there’s nothing narrow or specific about their ability to connect with an audience. I’m with Maria Bustillos on The Phantom Tollbooth. That book fired my imagination and I’ve always been an evangelist for it. In fact, when my brother Sean was still in grade school I gave it to him for his birthday twice the second time because I’d forgotten the first.

To paraphrase Norton Juster, our project should be to swim in the sea of knowledge and get wet. If we put blinders on for any reason no matter how well intentioned, we lose.

Should I be surprised that the same people who are scared to death that black folks might get over on them, feel that an Islamic Center a couple of blocks from the WTC site in New York is, as Sarah Palin so vividly termed it, a stab in the heart?

Let me just say this: If you feel that way, I can guess some other things about most of you:

• You’ve either never been to New York City, or have only visited briefly.
• You reflexively dislike New Yorkers as too liberal.
• You really think there’s something sinister and threatening about Islam.
• You have never spent any time at all learning about Islam, not even as little as visiting the Wikipedia entry for the religion.

Which leads me to this conclusion: You are operating from a position of complete ignorance, and you need to stop watching Fox and spend some time learning about Islam. You know less than nothing because you know a whole bunch of things that are just not true.

As-Salamu Alaykum, dumbasses.

This whole Shirley Sherrod makes me want to puke. It’s bad enough that Shirley Sherrod got screwed. But that’s just one instance of a disturbing idea in Right Wing politics — that there’s some sort of rise in reverse racism. They look for ways black people are racist and how that’s keeping the white man down.

First off, as Harry Allen pointed out, “Racism has a sole, functional expression: White supremacy.” Read the whole essay, but my synopsis is this: Black folks might entertain overly broad stereotypes about white people — just as anyone might about a tribe/race/religion other than their own — but it isn’t functional; since they don’t have the same sort of power as white people, they can’t cause the same sort of harm to white people.

To claim there is reverse racism in the United States, to campaign against Affirmative Action, to fulminate with righteous anger whenever a black person, against all odds, succeeds where a white person fails, is not just wrong-headed. It is, in fact, the use of victimology and the appeal to atavistic tribalism to perpetuate White Supremacy. Just because you’re not wearing a sheet and waving a torch, yelling “DIE N***ER DIE” doesn’t change things a bit. You’re just being devious and subtle, or to put the most charitable interpretation to it, ignorant and misguided.

And those Tea Party people who are all up in arms that the NAACP called them racist? Please. The easiest way to tell when a white person is being racist is when they’re getting indignant about being accused of racism. Not only that, Andrew Breitbart isn’t dumb, he knew that he was consciously manipulating racism to whip up his base and discomfit the NAACP and Obama administration.

The root of the matter is this: If you are a White American, you are the beneficiary of White Supremacy and racism. Your government, on your behalf, is killing brown people on the other side of the world to make sure you have gas for your car. Your education system, news media, and entertainment industry does everything it can to reinforce in people of color the idea that they are inferior beings. You are the baseline, the norm, the default, ‘that guy,’ and that African American person over there is ‘that black person.’ The burden is on him, not you.

To deny that this is the case makes you, in a word, racist.

People want to intervene militarily in Iran? Really? What are they basing that on — how well that has gone in Iraq and Afghanistan?

I’ve had co-workers, college room-mates and friends from Iran. Iran is a highly educated, literate, and in many ways progressive country. They are currently under the thumb of a toxic, criminal regime. But if you attack Iran, you’re not just attacking the government. You’re attacking and killing people who you want on your side, people you could be friends with, people whose lives are as valuable as your own. You’re making enemies out of friends.

Let me repeat:

If you attack Iran, you’re not just attacking the government.

Sure the government is a bunch of assholes, but in the long run, being assholes isn’t a sustainable strategy for governing. The Iranian people will figure out how to fix their country; anything we do will just make things worse. Killing innocent Iranians make the United States no better than the Basij. And at least the Basij have the balls to do their dirty work up close and personal.

Elena Kagan’s expression in reaction to Chuck Grassley’s Crazy Old Man act is priceless. For the record I first saw Chuck Grassley speak in public 40 years ago and my instinctive reaction is “that man is brain damaged.” Nothing he’s done in the intervening years has changed my mind. Lately though, he’s gone from conservative dullard to doddering mullah of the far right. He’s making Steve King look good.

This, btw is I think the first post to this blog I’ve added to both the ‘silly shit’ and ‘Politics’ category.

Tiwonge Chimbalanga and Steven Monjeza, who were jailed for being openly gay in Malawi. News reports say they’ve considered leaving Malawi. I say, “come to Iowa!” You can get married here! People are nice! I’ll put up $100 to help you get here! Who’s with me!

Posted this morning to the Little Village Blog
My favorite sign — inexpertly enhanced in The Gimp:

I spoke to them briefly — apparently the man knew me but for the life of me I couldn’t remember who he was — sorry dude! They were responding in character when people asked them about their sign: “Um, he’s sick. My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it’s pretty serious.”

They said one man asked them about the sign and his response was “my wife has cancer.”

I’ve been accused of stating the obvious like it’s my own personal revelation. But it’s hard to know sometimes when the blindingly obvious is just blindingly obvious, and when it still needs saying. Elon James White is like Professor Frink: He makes you laugh, he makes you think.

Produced by my man Kembrew Mcleod who is a fellow contributer to Little Village and University of Iowa Associate Professor, and Benjamin Franzen, U of I graduate.

Check the PBS for your local viewing time here.

And here’s the trailer:

A state representative wants to rewrite the legal description of Iowa’s state seal so that it no longer includes a reference of a citizen soldier “with a plow in his rear.”

Marine Corps Director of Public Affairs Upset about portrayal of Marines

I’m sure the USMC has their better moments, and attracts some truly dedicated, courageous young people to the profession of protecting our country. On the other hand they also take a lot of confused young people looking for a purpose in life and turn them into remorseless killers.

I had a friend years ago whose brother enlisted in the Marines, who I’d known as a rather aimless sad sack. I hung out with him when he was on leave after being in for a year, and he’d gone from pudgy to ripped, but after he got outside a few drinks all he wanted to talk about is how he and his buddies would go on leave in Virginia Beach and look for fights. Their favorite thing to do was beat up Navy sailors.

The Marines put a lot of energy into their ideas of Duty and Honor. But make no mistake — it is the military, and arguably the most hardcore of the US Military services. Their highest value in real world is to create a fighting force that kills enthusiastically on command with no qualms whatsoever.

If anything, Avatar presents a version of the USMC that’s better than the reality — it has a Marine with actual moral qualms about immoral orders. That’s exactly the sort of thing the USMC fears most in their soldiers.

Rep. Parker Griffith of Alabama leaves the Democratic Party.

To whom I say “good riddance, fucknuts!”

I honestly don’t know what the Republican Party is for, for either meaning of ‘for.’ Its only purpose is obstruction of the will of the majority of Americans, and the only thing it really seems to stand for is a cartoonish sort of know-nothing atatavistic backlash against reality.

While the Health Care Reform Bill(s) that have been passed, and whatever will be eventually signed in to law is a Sausage of Biblical Proportions, you have to be a moron to oppose it, for a few what should be blindingly obvious reasons.

• Universal Health Care works.  Look at the rest of the Industrialized world.  Moreover they manage to afford it and still compete with our economy successfully.  Furthermore that Sci- Fi- Keerazy, Insane Communist idea, the Single Payer System,  works better than our system, as near as our neighbor to the north.
• If it isn’t perfect, it’s not like a contract with the Devil for your soul.  It can — and will be — changed as many times as enough of a consensus large enough to move the whole congress exists.  So you won’t probably won’t be able to kill it any time soon, or probably ever.  Face it, our system of government is designed to keep people from doing outlandish things impulsively.

Honestly I’d love to debate an intelligent, open-minded Conservative about this, and many other topics.   But where am I going to find one of those? As I’ve said before, American Conservatism is a coalition of the cynical and the deluded.  An example of cynical? John Boehner, who only stops sucking Corporate cock long enough to talk complete bullshit. An example of deluded? Anyone who is a fan of Glenn Beck or Sarah Palin.

Those are people that can’t participate in any sort of meaningful debate, because I don’t have even consensus reality as common ground.

When Obama was inaugurated, there was a general consensus both in his administration and with the country at large, that it would be, at best, a distraction to investigate and possibly proscecute the previous administration. A lot of people just wanted to move on, and focus on solving the problems at hand.

But I am beginning to think that was a mistake, for one very large reason: Those same lying, corrupt shitheads who were fucking us for eight long years are now spending their time trying to derail any positive changes the new Administration and Congress are attempting to put in place. Dick Cheney pops up every couple weeks to snipe at the Obama administration.

See, if he was held accountable for all the evil things he did as Vice President, he wouldn’t have any time to criticize the President — he’d have his hands full trying to avoid ass rape from his cell mate.