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Category Archives: silly shit
In which SoundCloud sends me a hilarious takedown notice
So today I got this interesting message from Soundcloud: Hi chaircrusher, Our automatic content protection system has detected that your sound “Rubber Duckie (Wub Machine Remix)” may contain the following copyright content: “Get Some Fruit (Wubstep Dubstep Remix)” by Anand … Continue reading
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Tagged Anand Bhatt, Complete Tosser, Copyright Infringement, Soundcloud, Wub Machine
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HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012 WITH THE SUPREMES CHOPPED & SCREWED
This is some silly shit, but I had fun doing it today. Feliz Año Nuevo!!! http://www.cornwarning.com/chaircrusher/Supremes-CantHurry-Chopped_+Screwed.mp3
New Strategy For Restroom Odor Abatement?
New Strategy For Restroom Odor Abatement?, a photo by chaircrusher on Flickr. At some point they took away the robot air-freshener spritzers in the bathrooms on our floor. Some joker took matters into their own hands. This particular bathroom is … Continue reading
Album Covers From The Crowded Closets
Can I just say this record cover raises more questions than it answers. Jesus & matching Polyester Suits. And don’t make this mistake — they’re the Proclamations, not the Proclaimers! The Shorbs! They sound gospel, they look like child molesters!
Double Plus Butter, Double Plus Un-Butter
A new product at my Supermarket is called “Move Over Butter.” I thought this was so hilarious I bought some. OK on toast but not as good a butter replacement for cooking as Smart Balance. In researching a post about … Continue reading
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Tagged butter, move over butter, un-butter, vicar of dibley
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Chuck Grassley Gets His Guns From God
Elena Kagan’s expression in reaction to Chuck Grassley’s Crazy Old Man act is priceless. For the record I first saw Chuck Grassley speak in public 40 years ago and my instinctive reaction is “that man is brain damaged.” Nothing he’s … Continue reading
Worst Mashup Ever: Benny Hill vs Blue Monday
Did this on a dare, now I feel kind of dirty. http://www.cornwarning.com/xfer/BootsRandolphVsNewOrder-BlueBenny.mp3
The Ad Every Model Wants In Their Portfolio
When I get e-mail from legitimate sources, GMail doesn’t display any images by default. You can choose to always display images from that sender, or see images just in the current e-mail. For some reason, e-mail from spammers shows the … Continue reading
Dept of “Quotation” Mark Abuse: Rural Illinois Service Station Bathroom
Taken yesterday whilst driving back from Bloomington, Indiana.
Je suis l’ennemi de l’État
This is a Moveon.org prank video thing, where they stick your name and photo (from facebook) in a fake news story about Glen Beck. It’s been done before — but when my utterly ridiculous Facebook profile photo showed up in … Continue reading
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The Ballad of Winter Delacroix James
If you are wondering why my chat nickname is “dr. hitlerballs” google it (tom/t-woww): why do people name their children summer and autumn but not also winter and spring (tom/t-woww): i ask (luna/orgasmic): valid question (kent/dr.hitlerballs): calling a girl winter … Continue reading
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“One Day Like Rain” — Worst SF Movie Ever?
I was trolling through the ‘watch instantly’ selections on Netflix the other night, and started watching “One Day Like Rain” (official site), and made it past half way before giving up. This isn’t Plan 9 From Outer Space bad, it’s … Continue reading
Fan Death recapitulates the history of the Music Video
The song itself I’m not quite sure about, though it is a stylish mash up of its 80s influences. But the video really does it for me, taking me back to when music videos were fun, by assembling a genre-bending … Continue reading
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Some people just don’t know their PR0N memes
This is just the weirdest usage and a stunningly unfortunate double-entendre. And stunningly it’s at least the second time I’ve seen it used in a way that looks to be innocent of its pornographic connotations:
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Ueberschall “Art Of Sounds” — Ad Copy Crap Artist Deluxe
I don’t know if this sound set, called “Art Of Sounds” is any good — I have too many ways to make sounds to feel like I need to buy someone else’s loops. But the copy that went with this … Continue reading
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Burial Burying Lady Gaga
I did this accidentally, you can try it on purpose First, start this track (the new Burial, called “Foster Care”) Burial – Fostercare by pashoncoop Then start this video and turn the sound off: It’s not Dark Side Of The … Continue reading
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The Village People’s “Value Voter Guy”
From Talking Points Memo’s gallery of the “Values Voters” conference last week in DC: Does this man know how gay hot he’s looking?
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