Category Archives: silly shit

Defected Records Don’t Know Their Rhyming Slang…

I think they have this backwards.

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Bill + Il, Illing It in PyonYang

This picture is taken from video but even so it’s super fucked up. They both look like puppets.

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MJ’s Baby Mama making the ultimate fashion statement

The ultimate 3 Wolf Moon question — Ironic or Not Ironic?

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Leaf To Uvula Musk? Lip Pear Pinky Negus!

I was going thru my spam folder looking for false positives, and came on a message that was (of course) a come-on for erectile dysfunction pills, that had one essential difference: Not only was it spam poetry, they actually broke … Continue reading

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Good ol Facebook Targeted Ads: BYU Potty Chair!

I think I mention having attended BYU in my Facebook profile. So those brilliant Ad targeters thought I’d want this little beauty. Well played!

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It’s embarrassing to have someone help you with your personal matters!

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Popular Electronics Cover Archive

I like how they put Girls who’d never willingly touch a soldering iron on nearly every cover

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Deconstruct this photo if you dare…

Count the signifiers in this picture of me, last Saturday, DJ’ing at the Deadwood:

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Epic Laundry sample set?

Guy taps and bangs on stuff in his laundry room, releases sample set. It’s worth listening to the audio examples. It sounds exactly like you’d imagine — washing machines getting tapped, thumped and slammed. I sampled the water sloshing in … Continue reading

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Inappropriate Captions? ¡Sí, Se Puede!

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About this whole conservative “Teabagging Obama” business

Dear reactionary jerks. Before you start spouting about ‘Teabagging Obama’ at your Tea Parties, you should watch this clip from John Waters’ movie “Pecker”:

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Mystery Solved: Why I Keep Getting Twitter Adds.

I have been mystified by how many Twitter adds I’ve been getting, since I don’t really bother too much with it. But I think I’ve partially solved it. Unfortunately it’s NOT because I’m so awesomely original and brilliant that everyone … Continue reading

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ARE YOU RAPTURE READY?

Talk about some Messed Up Motherfuckers. If I didn’t have better things to do I’d be trolling these people, with questions like “So in the middle of the rapture we’re all flying up to heaven naked, and I see a … Continue reading

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The One Really Funny April Fools Web Prank

Rush Limbaugh To Speak At Sojourners Mobilization To End Poverty. Rush Limbaugh is a — pardon the expression — soft target, and the media and web are full of weak ‘humor’ at his expense. Finally someone does it right. This … Continue reading

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Quizno’s Conveyor Oven Outed As A Bottom

I wish I could have been a fly on the wall at the pitch meeting for this ad campaign. “OK — picture this. The oven talks.” “Um, sure? What does it say?” “It asks this sandwich chef to ‘put it … Continue reading

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