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Bear edge of the Iowa River.

Bear edge of the Iowa River., a photo by chaircrusher on Flickr. There’s a frisbee golf course at the edge of the Iowa River on the Iowa City side that wanders into the woods at the water’s edge. This is … Continue reading

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You’re Welcome

You’re Welcome a photo by chaircrusher on Flickr. You can’t bring guns into the Co Op any more.

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Strange Sushi from Yen Ching

Something’s just not right about this photo. UPDATE: I think they used Google Image Search to find the pictures for their menu:

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Donald Duck Listens To Glen Beck

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Even More Granulosity – PaulStretch

GO HERE FOR LATEST AND GREATEST When I did the OS X build for PaulStretch, it became the most popular and enduring blog post I’ve ever done. Paulstretch has kind of a funky user interface, but the way it sounds, … Continue reading

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Waking The Dead — Kickass Sound Design

Waking The Dead is a BBC Crime Drama that I watched a lot of last weekend. It is basically the UK version of “Cold Case” but is a lot less gimmicky and a lot more hard-boiled. It’s not quite Prime … Continue reading

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Malawi Got You Down? Come To Iowa!

Tiwonge Chimbalanga and Steven Monjeza, who were jailed for being openly gay in Malawi. News reports say they’ve considered leaving Malawi. I say, “come to Iowa!” You can get married here! People are nice! I’ll put up $100 to help … Continue reading

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i beat the internet

Since going to my sister’s wedding (a week ago today) I have yet to ‘catch up’ on all the blog feeds & such I have in Google Reader. And this morning I just started marking ‘all read’ entire categories. I … Continue reading

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He sweat so much, he could keep fish alive in his armpits…

I had a not-enough-coffee moment this morning, where I wanted to look up something about Traktor and instead went to Traktor.com which is a company of film-makers who among other things make commercials. It’s worth going to the site for … Continue reading

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Liaisons Dangereuses – Los Niños Del Parque

I noticed DJ Pierre tweeting about “Los Niños Del Parque” by Liaisons Dangereuses, and checked out the Youtube video that was making the rounds. This is apparently a miniature Twitter phenomenon, so I’m jumping on a bandwagon yet again. Oh … Continue reading

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Ableton Live Cheap Trick — Transient Stretch Mode Abuse

1. Load some audio into a slot. 2. Select ‘Beats’ for the warp mode. 2. Select Transient mode for the Grain resolution 3. Select ‘Off Mode’ for the Transient Loop Mode — icon looks like ‘->|’ 4. Dial Transient envelope … Continue reading

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Lackluster “Portal EP” — CC Net Release – Free Download

Lackluster “Portal EP” This is a collection of tracks that was supposed to come out on another label that closed up shop. I offered to do a Creative Commons release for Lackluster. He located the masters (on backups, and backups … Continue reading

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NI Guitar Rig Test

God bless those teutonic DSP elves at NI. Guitar Rig is part of Komplete 6, and it’s tons of fun to screw around with. I of course, went straight for the extreme noise

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This is a ‘forgotten draft post’ — something I started writing and then for some reason never posted… so enjoy it 4 months late! http://www.cornwarning.com/chaircrusher/Chaircrusher-ExileOnFingerStreet.mp3 Amongst a certain sort of musician, the big news this week was Native Instruments’ release … Continue reading

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Sunday Track: Messing with NI/Tim Exile’s “The Finger” effect

http://www.cornwarning.com/chaircrusher/Chaircrusher-ExileOnFingerStreet.mp3 Amongst a certain sort of musician, the big news this week was Native Instruments’ release of a new Reaktor-based effect called “The Finger”, programmed by Tim Exile. “The Finger” is rather like Sugarbytes Artillery 2: each key on the … Continue reading

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Falty DL Mix & Interview @ Sonic Router

Falty DL’s “Love is a Liability” is the latest in a long line of Planet Mu releases that show there’s no record label currently doing a better job artistically. Sonic Router presents a mix and interview.

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Dumb WordPress Q: Where’s my ‘earlier entries’ linK?

I noticed this, and someone had the temerity to complain about it, but WordPress is confusing me. From the front page of the blog, you can go back a certain number of entries, and then there’s no way to move … Continue reading

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Crazy-Ass Exotica — “Soul Of The East” by Buddy Sarkissian & His Mecca Four With Fred Elias

I just recorded this album — Lucas found it at an antique store — and was going to put it up for download but I found out that someone else already did it. UPDATE: I downloaded this file and put … Continue reading

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DJing in Live — Limiters are not the answer!

This is a common ‘helpful tip’ about playing live or DJ’ing with Ableton Live — ‘put a limiter on the main output bus.’ After recording a set last night (which you’ll hear about when I get approval from one artist … Continue reading

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Je suis un DJ !?! All Vinyl, The Deadwood 9PM ICare Benefit

I spent a bit of time this morning trying to whip my laptop into shape for a Ableton DJ set, and then I figured ‘fuck it.’ I’m not the best DJ in the world but I have good records. Plus … Continue reading

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