Talk about some Messed Up Motherfuckers.

If I didn’t have better things to do I’d be trolling these people, with questions like “So in the middle of the rapture we’re all flying up to heaven naked, and I see a naked girl and have lustful thoughts. Will I plummet back to earth?”

Choice Awesomness: MR ANTICHRIST EVIL — who is the AntiChrist? The Rapture Index — we can quantify anything!

Noise Addicts come up with a ‘name your band, name your album, choose a cover image’ meme.

1. Go to Wikipedia and hit “random” and the first article you get is the name of your band.
2. Go to “Random Quotations”. The last four or five words of the very last quote of the page will be the title of your new album.
3. Go to Flickr and click on “Explore the Last Seven Days”. The third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.

So here’s my album cover. Weirdly the random pic is of the Fort Kent Train Station:

This is from a little display they set up in the lobby of the hospital.  Because the State Of Iowa pays someone to warn people not to let their kids drink Liquid Plumbr!  This kid looks drunk — drunk on sweet, sweet lye!

My thought — they should stop making Liquid Plumr in Fruit Punch flavor, and kids will cut that shit right out.