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ARE YOU RAPTURE READY?

chaircrusher — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 21:02:17 +0000

Talk about some Messed Up Motherfuckers.

If I didn’t have better things to do I’d be trolling these people, with questions like “So in the middle of the rapture we’re all flying up to heaven naked, and I see a naked girl and have lustful thoughts. Will I plummet back to earth?”

Choice Awesomness: MR ANTICHRIST EVIL — who is the AntiChrist? The Rapture Index — we can quantify anything!

Damon Vickers: If He Didn’t Exist The Onion Would Have to Create Him

chaircrusher — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 18:46:48 +0000

The Internet is a great place to find people who have no idea how ridiculous they appear to others. That might be me as well, but if so let me stay blessedly ignorant of my self-evident douche-baggery.

But this guy is priceless. He is everything we net nerds love to hate: smug, self-satisfied, rich. And everything we like to laugh at: Someone who, undone by their own vanity, unintentionally make themselves sublime targets of ridicule. He appears, in real life, to possess the clueless narcissist self-love that’s the basis of the character Stephen Colbert has created for his TV show.
A very special Damon Vickers timeline, starting with the headless torso of Ursula Andress

Law and Order Valentines, 6 Weeks Too Late

chaircrusher — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 13:14:15 +0000

These are freaking amazing.

The Album Cover Meme.

chaircrusher — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 02:51:20 +0000

Noise Addicts come up with a ‘name your band, name your album, choose a cover image’ meme.

1. Go to Wikipedia and hit “random” and the first article you get is the name of your band.
2. Go to “Random Quotations”. The last four or five words of the very last quote of the page will be the title of your new album.
3. Go to Flickr and click on “Explore the Last Seven Days”. The third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.

So here’s my album cover. Weirdly the random pic is of the Fort Kent Train Station:

Kids+Toxic Cleaning Products = Hilarity Ensues

chaircrusher — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 15:28:49 +0000

This is from a little display they set up in the lobby of the hospital. Because the State Of Iowa pays someone to warn people not to let their kids drink Liquid Plumbr! This kid looks drunk — drunk on sweet, sweet lye!

My thought — they should stop making Liquid Plumr in Fruit Punch flavor, and kids will cut that shit right out.