I guess I shouldn’t ask why These fucktards are following me on twitter. We couldn’t have less in common if they were methane breathing creatures from the depths of Jupiter. I think this is a ‘fake’ twitter account, which is to say they don’t actually read their own twitter feed, they just add everyone they can find in hopes you’ll add them back.

If anyone from coMITTED to Mitt Romney is reading this: Hi! Did you know that Mitt Romney represents two things I can’t stand — the Mormon Church and the Republican Party? For a guy who theoretically gives 10% of his massive income to the LDS Church and spends half his week in church, he sure is an unprincipled hack. Fuck Mitt Romney — the best thing I can say about him is that George W. Bush makes him look competent by comparison.