New Bandcamp Release: EMS Putney Improvisations

I’ve put a new album up on Bandcamp: For Delia Derbyshire 2011-03-10 This EMS Putney came into my hands when I purchased it from Iowa City South East Junior High School in 1997. It is one of the unique artifacts of electronic music. The Putney & it’s close relative, the attache-case-housed Synthi, were workhorse synths… Continue reading New Bandcamp Release: EMS Putney Improvisations

KRUI DJ Set 2010-03-05

[audio:http://www.cornwarning.com/chaircrusher/2011-03-05-DJSet.mp3|titles=KRUI DJ Set 2010-03-05|artists=chaircrusner] http://www.cornwarning.com/chaircrusher/2011-03-05-DJSet.mp3 A little different than the last few sets I’ve done, as I brought the computer; I just didn’t have enough fresh vinyl for a show. It’s a combination of things that have been on mind, some for months, some as recent as this week. The Darkstar album North has been… Continue reading KRUI DJ Set 2010-03-05


In the Herzog film Strozek Bruno S shows a small sculpture of twisted wire and says “this is a schematic model of how it looks inside Bruno. They’re closing all the doors on him.”

So this track goes out to my boy Muammar Gaddafi; it’s a schematic diagram of how it looks inside Muammar. Thug Life 4Ever, Brotherly Leader and Guide of the First of September Great Revolution of the Socialist People’s Libyan Arab Jamahiriya!

[audio:http://www.cornwarning.com/chaircrusher/ChairCrusher-HallucinogensInTheNescafe.mp3]http://www.cornwarning.com/chaircrusher/ChairCrusher-HallucinogensInTheNescafe.mp3

For those who give a shit about such things:

Drums: Battery3 with tweaked percussion presets.
Funny noises: 2 instances of Reaktor.
High synth: Jupiter6
Bass: FM8
Effects: Audiodamage Dubstation delay, Audiodamage Eos reverb, UAD EMT140 Reverb (on filtered snares), a Reaktor BBD delay simulator, UAD LA2 Compressor on some tracks, Audiodamage RoughRider Compressor on others. UAD Pultec EQ on some percussion sounds.

Sequenced in Live, several passes of live recording of effects tweaks. This was actually a track that came together when I was actually focusing on something else — i.e. it was a scratch track to test something.

Chaircrusher September Mix

This is what Google Image Search comes up with if you search for “UK Bass” Sequenced live in Ableton Live — 45 tracks in 99 minutes. Starts at 100 BPM and ends at 142. I find it hard to stick with one particular beat so there are some hectic transitions. [audio:http://www.cornwarning.com/chaircrusher/Chaircrusher-SeptemberMix.mp3|titles=Sepetember Mix|artists=Chaircrusher] http://www.cornwarning.com/chaircrusher/Chaircrusher-SeptemberMix.mp3 Urban Tribe… Continue reading Chaircrusher September Mix

New Track: Expemsible

All the hootenanny about PaulStretch got me playing with it again, and this is what I came up with. As my vrave buddies used to say ‘very ambient.’ [audio:http://www.cornwarning.com/chaircrusher/Chaircrusher-Expemsible.mp3|titles=Expemsible|artists=Chaircrusher] http://www.cornwarning.com/chaircrusher/Chaircrusher-Expemsible.mp3 The source material was a couple of samples downloaded from the Internet — a drumloop and a bassline. I added the phaser effect. So the… Continue reading New Track: Expemsible

New Track – Missing The D

In honor of DEMF underway right f*cking now — without me. [audio:http://www.cornwarning.com/chaircrusher/Chaircrusher-MissingTheD.mp3|artists=Chaircrusher|titles=Missing the D] http://www.cornwarning.com/chaircrusher/Chaircrusher-MissingTheD.mp3

Sergeant Ridiculous EP — Update… Fehler Nach Fehler.

Somewhere in all the re-mixing and remastering, something screwy crept into my original version of the Sergeant Ridiculous track. So if you downloaded either the Zip or the original track, you can get the new improved version without the drums cutting out inexplicably. Sorry for the very unprofessional fuck up. As it happens, I am… Continue reading Sergeant Ridiculous EP — Update… Fehler Nach Fehler.

The menacing sounds of my office

[audio:http://www.cornwarning.com/chaircrusher/ChairCrusher-TheOffice.mp3] The Office The percussion is all banging stuff in my office with a sharpie, a bottle opener, and my knuckles. Including banging on the Presonus preamp that I was using at the time, a can of compressed air, etc. http://www.cornwarning.com/chaircrusher/OfficeSamples.zip Nothing to do with the television show, though I do enjoy it. Unless you… Continue reading The menacing sounds of my office

Pluggo gratification

Well it took 4 days, but my shiny new Pluggo is authorized. In honor of this I put together a sort of fake techno jam: [audio:http://cornwarning.com/chaircrusher/Chaircrusher-Pluggotest.mp3] Pluggo Test All sounds are from Pluggo Instruments — Analog Drums, Analog Percussion, Deep Bass, Additive Heaven. Pluggo FX are Feeback Network and Chamberverb. Other than that I used… Continue reading Pluggo gratification