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Elon James White’s “13 Black Truths”

06-Feb-10

I’ve been accused of stating the obvious like it’s my own personal revelation. But it’s hard to know sometimes when the blindingly obvious is just blindingly obvious, and when it still needs saying. Elon James White is like Professor Frink: He makes you laugh, he makes you think.

Thurs Afternoon Punk Rock Party: U.K. Subs

04-Feb-10

A used bin find: U.K. Subs “The Singles 1978-1982″

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She’s Not There by U.K. Subs


And the original.

Some Beats From the Vault…

03-Feb-10

These came up on shuffle play today and I decided I still really liked them. I put them together well over 10 years ago, when I was hanging out with Hip Hop producers a lot.

“Heavy Spritzer Twist” is heavy on the Hoagy Carmichael samples, with some Ahmad Jamal on the chorus. “Nat” is as the title suggests, made with Nat King Cole samples.

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Sam Locke-Ward & Kate Kane – Live @ Java House 2010-01-29

02-Feb-10

The Java House has been branching out into having more live performances of late, and a week after a wonderfully raucous show at the Mill, Kate (of Lipstick Homicide & Boo Hoos) and Sam (of Miracles of God & SLW & the Boo Hoos) did an acoustic show. Pictures by the lovely and talented Barefoot Adrianne

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Kate Kane

Kate Kane

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Sam Locke-Ward

Sam Locke-Ward

Awesome Bunker Nights @ Unsound Festival

01-Feb-10

The Unsound Festival in New York City is going to be a humdinger. But I want to hype especially the Bunker events put on by my old friends at Beyond. Each night has some great performers scheduled. Not only the US premier of the wonderful NewWorldAquarium, but a rare NYC DJ set by the should-be-legendary Anthony “Shake” Shakir.

I first saw Shake spin on my first trip to Detroit in 1994, at a party for the closing of Dan Bell’s 7th City distribution, playing an impossibly funky down-tempo set. Every time I’ve seen him play since is a reminder that there are very few DJs in the world who love music with Shake’s unique combination of childlike glee and deep erudition.

Iowa City Punk Rock Show 1-23-2010 — sets uploaded

28-Jan-10

Some of my friends played a hot show (including the inimitable Hott!) last saturday night:

http://music.cornwarning.com/live-the-mill-2010-01-23-old-pantherhottlipstick-homicideslw-the-boo-hoos/

Jan 2010 DJ Mix

24-Jan-10

Been a while since I did a mix. The proximate cause for doing this one is my fascination with Cooly G’s tracks. I wanted to juxtapose her stuff with tracks that, to me, sound like percursors to her sound, in particular Dinosaur L’s “Go Bang” (for the trombones and ESG’s “Moody” (for the stripped down funk). The opening track I had to play after hearing it in Four Tet’s Plastic People mix. And someone mentioned Azymuth on Twitter…

So the overall emphasis is on UK Bass styles with some other stuff thrown in. I had to do crazy things with tempo to get the last track to fit, but that’s kinda fun too.

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1. Jackie Mclean, Michael Carvin De I comahlee ah
2. ESG Moody
3. Cooly G Let U Deep
4. Benga & Coki Night (Geeneus Remix)
5. Cooly G Dis Tribal Boy
6. Golden Parachutes Chaorta
7. Cooly G Weekend Fly
8. Martin Kemp Aztec
9. Greena Tenzado
10. Joy Orbison BRKLN CLLN
11. Dinosaur L Go Bang (Francois Kevorkian Mix)
12. Azymuth Carambola
13. Sigha Hold Your Heart Up To The Light
14. Quark Patagonia
15. Riton & Primary 1 Radiates (Joker RMX)
16. Headhunter Mad P’s
17. Monolake Infinite Snow
18. Sclist Crude
19. Spatial 90729
20. Hyetal Neon Speech
21. Lil Wayne I Feel Like Dying (Flying Lotus Remix)

New Track: “Sine Study”

23-Jan-10

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This is a version of something I’ve thought about doing as a short, improvised live performance. The setup is this:

  1. Several tracks of sine wave synthesizers
  2. For each sine, a sequence.
  3. Each sequence has a unique length before it repeats.

The result is that for the whole sequence to loop to where it repeats is probably several hours.  I didn’t really want to wait quite that long, and neither probably do you.  About 2/3 the way in, I start slowing down the tempo from 120 BPM to 30 bpm, and slowly fade out.

To the extent this is any good at all it’s good in the ‘first thought, best thought’ sense, since I played the loops in live, and did no edits.

If you can make it there: Tyne Daly & Martha Plimpton Caberet in NYC?

21-Jan-10

I read the New York Times Arts section on the off chance they’ll write about music I might find interesting. When that happens it’s usually perceptive and well-written. This week, I note two reviews for events I can’t even begin to imagine attending: Martha Plimpton and Tyne Daly doing Caberet shows.

The structuralist critics liked to talk about there only being two (or 36, or ???) different stories that are retold over and over. These two women’s shows are exactly the same story: Actor, past the prime earning years, trades on what’s left of their fame to draw a live audience to hear them sing. This shop-worn trope only occurs in New York City in the US — I’ve never lived or visited anywhere else where people pay good money to see B-list celebrity Cabaret. Who hires the musicians, commissions the arrangements, secures the venue? Do these women do it as a vanity project, does someone put up the money to indulge them, or is there still someone left in New York City that thinks this sort of thing is a good idea in which to invest thousands of dollars?

The reviews linked above seem to damn both with faint praise, exhibiting an unusual (for the Times) amount of charity, but giving readers very little to actually recommend the shows. Daly’s voice is described as ‘delicately brassy,’ which sounds like the worst of both worlds. Plimpton is described as having a ’serviceable, medium-sized voice,’ which is NYTimes Arts-speak for ‘don’t quit your day job.’

Perhaps I’m not being fair to either Plimpton or Daly — I have admired both actors on occasion, and who knows, maybe they can keep an audience enthralled with a few songs and some amusing anecdotes. But in the extremely unlikely event some successful actor is reading this post, let me warn you: Plenty of singers have turned to acting, and done OK for themselves, but I can’t think of one actor that has done the reverse and had things end well.

If someone tells you you’re multi-talented, the only sane response should be intense skepticism. Amongst the various human talents for performance, being able to act barely qualifies you for acting jobs. All effective singers are already actors, but in addition they have good voices and the can sing in tune. The converse doesn’t obtain — remembering lines, modulating your facial expression and hitting your mark has nothing to do with singing.

So don’t quit your day job.

Digital Download Services — How Ugly Are The Licenses?

20-Jan-10

Consider Boomkat. They’re very specific about what you can do with them: put them on up to three computers, three portable music players, and burn on up to five CDs. They say that you permanently own the tracks you purchase, but at the same time they’re owned by Boomkat and the other parties involved — labels & artists. That is more or less consistent with the ownership of physical objects.

But they also say “the Service and the Tracks are solely for personal non-commercial use.” Which means you can’t use them on mixtapes, mix cds, or DJ mixes for which you charge money. On the other hand, it also appears to prohibit playing the tracks as part of a DJ Set, which is rather the point of buying dance music in any format, unless I’m reading that sentence wrongly?

Beatport, oddly, doesn’t have an license statement anywhere. In their FAQ they state “In the United States and UK buying a track from the site is just like buying a record from the record store. The same legal implications are in effect.” But I’m not sure that’s actually an accurate statement to make globally. It also doesn’t address the fundamental difference between physical media and digital media: owning a record or CD is a zero-sum game — if it’s loaned, or sold, or stolen, someone else has it and you don’t. I’d really prefer that they have some actual legal statement about what it is they’re selling.

Amazon terms of services (as listed on TOSback.com) are as restrictive as Boomkat with respect to public performance: “…you agree that you will not redistribute, transmit, assign, sell, broadcast, rent, share, lend, modify, adapt, edit, license or otherwise transfer or use the Digital Content. You are not granted any synchronization, public performance, promotional use, commercial sale, resale, reproduction or distribution rights for the Digital Content.”

That seems to preclude me playing any MP3’s I’ve bought from Amazon when I DJ, or do a radio show, or put up a DJ mix for download. Which I don’t think really makes any sense; if I play something on the radio, the station has arrangements with licensing organizations to compensate the license holders, and any bar or performance space that operates as a business pays for a similar license to present music. Not only that, the Amazon Terms Of Service are more restrictive than Boomkats, even though they apply to exactly the same product.

Can Amazon actually add restrictions on the use of items they sell? They are, in fact, the middleman in a transaction between me, the buyer, and the holder of license, the record label. Do they have any say at all in how I use digital downloads? And what about artists whose music isn’t covered by a standard copyright – e.g. Throbbing Gristle who, from what I’ve read, don’t copyright their music? I’m sure there are artists whose MP3s are sold by Amazon.com that use a Creative Commons license, which can conflict in several ways with the Amazon TOS.

I’m not an Intellectual Property lawyer by any means, so I don’t know what to think. But all musicians are faced with a disruptive change that’s happening with respect to how music is distributed, and none of us know where we stand, really. I’m all for musicians to get paid for their work. Hell, I’d like to get paid for my work. But going forward we’re going to have to come up with some sort of fair, sustainable business model in a world where digital copies zero out the cost of reproduction and distribution.

I think in the near term, if you want to support musicians, you should buy their music rather than download it illegally. More than that, you should try and buy it directly from the musician if at all possible, because that way, they get more money than if you buy from a record store or on-line site. I just bought a series of EPs from Cooly G, by sending money to her directly via Paypal. She also has a couple of records out on Hyperdub, but I bet she’s made more money selling directly to her fans than she has from stuff released via Hyperdub.

“Copyright Criminals” debuts on Independent Lens tomorrow night

19-Jan-10

Produced by my man Kembrew Mcleod who is a fellow contributer to Little Village and University of Iowa Associate Professor, and Benjamin Franzen, U of I graduate.

Check the PBS for your local viewing time here.

And here’s the trailer:

Public Libraries — Trillion Dollar Menace to Media Industry?

19-Jan-10

Eric Hellman on the threat posed by public libraries

It’s a joke post that stops being funny pretty quick, but it raises a question. If there were no public lending libraries and someone tried to open one, would they be allowed to do so? If it hadn’t been grandfathered in, would lending CDs and books to friends be legal in the current legal climate?

The one powerful argument for buying CDs and books rather than downloads, is that you can still lend them out. You can read out books out loud to an audience, and though the music industry might beg to differ, you can copy CDs for backup purposes. If you buy a book for a Kindle, or a song from iTunes, you don’t ‘own’ anything, and the many of the natural everyday uses to which you might put them to are in fact illegal.

Consider this — sites like Beatport and Boomkat will sell you music whose primary purpose is to be mixed by DJs, but if you make a DJ mix and put it on your blog, you might be doing something ‘illegal.’ I’m not sure if the license they grant you will give you license to play those tracks in front of an audience.

What the fucking fuck?

Monday Video Fights – Trim vs Super Dude

18-Jan-10

Trim is sick. Trim is fun. Trim is fierce. Get you some.

(from Sonic Router)
… on the other hand …
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(From IHAVESYNTH)

Those Keerazy Brits: Take A Break Photo Blog Rules OK

16-Jan-10

TWatkins mentioned this on twitter and it’s amazing: Take A Weird Break — a compendium of headlines from the Take A Break magazine published in the UK. Take A Break is a concept so brilliant that it must be replicated here in the US: It’s a tabloid whose stories come largely from reader submissions. So they have every nutter in the UK trying to top each other for salacious weirdness.

A Song In His Heart, A Plow In His Rear: The State Seal Of Iowa

14-Jan-10

A state representative wants to rewrite the legal description of Iowa’s state seal so that it no longer includes a reference of a citizen soldier “with a plow in his rear.”

Marine Corps Public Affairs Director Upset by Avatar? Please!

12-Jan-10

Marine Corps Director of Public Affairs Upset about portrayal of Marines

I’m sure the USMC has their better moments, and attracts some truly dedicated, courageous young people to the profession of protecting our country. On the other hand they also take a lot of confused young people looking for a purpose in life and turn them into remorseless killers.

I had a friend years ago whose brother enlisted in the Marines, who I’d known as a rather aimless sad sack. I hung out with him when he was on leave after being in for a year, and he’d gone from pudgy to ripped, but after he got outside a few drinks all he wanted to talk about is how he and his buddies would go on leave in Virginia Beach and look for fights. Their favorite thing to do was beat up Navy sailors.

The Marines put a lot of energy into their ideas of Duty and Honor. But make no mistake — it is the military, and arguably the most hardcore of the US Military services. Their highest value in real world is to create a fighting force that kills enthusiastically on command with no qualms whatsoever.

If anything, Avatar presents a version of the USMC that’s better than the reality — it has a Marine with actual moral qualms about immoral orders. That’s exactly the sort of thing the USMC fears most in their soldiers.

Typography joke T Shirt made me laugh

11-Jan-10

From Boing Boing

We’re really talking Meta here: The audience who’d instantly get this joke would be anyone who works in the Web Ghetto, and old-school nerds like myself. But consider this: this joke wouldn’t exist 30 years ago. Comic Sans was invented in 1994 and I’m not sure when the Comic Sans backlash started. Helvetica was born in 1957 — it’s the same age I am! But Helvetica as a signifier to the common folk dates back only to 2007 when the Helvetica movie came out.

So long as we’re deconstructing — consider the black guy in this picture. In the age of Obama, the slim, light-skinned black man is a signifier. It says ‘hipper than standard issue white guy, but not all ghetto.’ Would they ever try and sell a shirt like this with a scowling black man in a Sox cap rocking a 5XL? I think not*

*and yes go ahead and call me racist, but I see black men rocking this look every day at the bus stop.

“One Day Like Rain” — Worst SF Movie Ever?

07-Jan-10

I was trolling through the ‘watch instantly’ selections on Netflix the other night, and started watching “One Day Like Rain” (official site), and made it past half way before giving up.  This isn’t Plan 9 From Outer Space bad, it’s in its own category of bad.  It has characters, sort of.  Well it has actors repeating lines anyway, but at no point does anything about this movie make any sense. Where Ed Wood was aiming at a popular entertainment, and missed horribly and hilariously, “One Day Like Rain” isn’t even in the same building with any sort of coherent goal, or message, or plot.

Case in point. The protagonist is this high school age girl, who apparently dislikes the sterility of suburban life.   So she gets involved in this project to… do something?  Who knows! How does she go about it? She goes to a hobby shop and buys 4 chemistry sets.  On the way home she starts ranting about how stupid and cheap the chemistry sets are, takes one out of her bag, and stomps it on the sidewalk.  When she gets home she pulls out a few chemical vials and throws the boxes away, still complaining about the chemistry sets!

Then, as the movie progresses, she does … things? … in the garage that have something to do with a blood sample from the hobby shop clerk, but it soon has nothing to do with the blood, or the guy, and evolves into her fiddling with crystals and crumpled lengths of copper wire.

Along the way several things happen:

  • Her brother(?) is road racing with some other guy. He misses a turn, and knocks over a fire hydrant.
  • some guy, not sure who, visits a campsite where random people sit around, in some sort of gobsmacked trance, and he plays the guitar for them.
  • the protagonist’s friend, takes some sort of drug the protagonist has brewed up, and the posters on her walls become animated.
  • Every so often someone in the movie looks really stoned and droning faux-East Indian music plays for a few minutes.

But … there’s no payoff! Nothing is ever made clear! The characters never converse or interact, they say obscure non-sequitirs past one another.  The most prominent actor in this movie Jesse Eisenberg (lead in Adventureland) enters every scene with a quizzical expression on his face like he’s wandered onto the wrong movie set, to deliver lines from some other movie.

This movie has all the markings of being made by someone afflicted with the twin towers of bad art: a complete lack of talent, and perfect imperviousness to outside criticism.  This is a surprisingly common template — in the past couple of years I’ve been sent review copies of two novels with  the same atmosphere of pure WTF-ness and lack of comprehensible meaning.  My mom worked for a guy who was writing ‘musicals’ with awful lyrics set to awful music, in service of a plot that made no sense populated by characters with no trace of normal human motivation. That guy’s arrogance was titanic, and so was the craptastic-ness of his ideas.

It’s a commonplace that a genius knows what to do, and knows not to pay attention to anyone who says otherwise.  Unfortunately there’s a certain kind of anti-genius, who thinks they can prove their genius doing the same thing. Only they have no talent except for ignoring useful criticism.  “One Day Like Rain” looks to be the product of just such a misguided auteur.

Does the world really need any more virtual instruments or effects?

06-Jan-10

… or do I really need any more?

So my arsenal for music production comprises

  1. NI Komplete 6 (Reaktor, Kontakt, FM8, Massive, Guitar Rig, Absynth, Battery)
  2. Ableton Live Suite (Sampler, Tension, Operator, Electric, Collision, Analog)
  3. Older NI synths (Pro-53, B4)
  4. UAD-1 plugins
  5. Xils (VCS3 emulation)
  6. Xoxos drum synth suite
  7. TRackS mastering plugs
  8. Most of the AudioDamage plugins
  9. AAS Ultra Analog
  10. Image-Line Harmless
  11. A few other free or cheap things
  12. Ableton Live 8 Suite Built-in effects

I’m not rich — a lot of these pieces of software were Not For Resale review copies, or Audiomidi ‘No Brainer’ Deals, or (in the case of the UAD-1) insane blow-out deals. Others are incremental purchases, like the Audiodamage stuff.

I actually have licenses software I don’t actually have loaded on my computer right now.  When I got to add a compressor to a track I don’t even know how many choices I have — I have 4 I use regularly — UAD-1 1176LN-SE, UAD-1 LA2A, AudioDamage Rough Rider, and the built in Ableton compressor.  If I want an analog synth sound I have 8 or 10 choices, and that’s before I go to my outboard real analog synths.

I follow the usual suspects (KVR et al) for news on new virtual synths and effects, and only rarely do I ever see anything I’m moved to investigate — even if it’s free! And I haven’t even begun to mention sample sets, and doing my own sampling, live guitar playing, location recording, and screwing around in Sound Forge doing sound design.

Which raises a couple of questions:  Given the glut of different software synths & effects available, does anyone really need to make more?  When was the last time someone came up with something that pegged the ‘Oh Wow’ meter?  Honestly, there seems to be a lack of imagination amongst the people writing audio software.  There just haven’t been very many things introduced in the last 20 years that are great leaps forward.  We’re still living in a world based around analog and analog-esque synths, digital FM, samplers, delays, flangers, compressors, reverbs, and distortion devices.  And most of the people involved in electronic music production barely make good use of those.  In fact, most of them use all those tools, and all the computing power that was unimaginable 20 years ago, to make complete shit.

And a lot of electronic producers spend big bucks essentially recreating Herbie Hancock’s studio circa 1975, only with a computer instead of multitrack analog tape.

Which leads me to an inescapable conclusion — I can’t keep up, and it’s a distraction to even try.  I have enough stuff at my disposal to make it ridiculous to ever want more, and to the extent I am an actual musician/producer, every second I waste dinking around on the tools as opposed to actually making tracks is a waste of time.  Basta!

Not that I’ll actually follow that advice. I’m already excited to see what happens next week at Winter NAMM!!!

Subconscious Art Of Graffitti Removal

04-Jan-10

This is really kinda awesome, and says something I’d never thought of before. I am fascinated by subconscious art of all sorts, like Ghost Signs